Less than 3 days and I’ve turned gay (figuratively)

I’m less than 3 days away from getting married to Ms M and I’ve upped and gone gay. Spent a leave day (and some) shopping for baking products and a pink tie. Spent the last 7 hours helping make sugee cupcakes. I’ve had a whiff of the dark side, errm the other side and I’m not gay or happy. Can’t wait for the honeymoon; mountains, rivers, trees, the great ocean air will do me a whole lot of good, but please no rainbows.